shooting stars

when you masturbate and ejaculate into the sky full of stars

John went outside and did the shooting stars

by skelbony May 23, 2017

Cry by shooting

Driving at an aggressive pace and masturbating out of the car window while crying about your ex blowing your best friend.

At 3pm on Saturday twelve innocent bystanders were gursomely shot all over by a senseless cry by shooting

by Chiefos December 16, 2019

Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024

Macedonian Trash Shoot

Noun | When one partner uses their penis to mash and churn feces inside of the other’s colon until it is a paste, and then proceeds to funnel the feces into their mouth.

That fine torta gave me a Macedonian trash shoot

by Mr.🍇ist June 18, 2025

Shooting stars

A lot of amazing funny memes about flying people lol

Did you see that meme about the shooting stars song

Everyone knows this is a shit example lol

by JeKankerMa February 24, 2017

Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

by NCOIC September 14, 2020