Square

A polygon with 4 90-degree corners and 4 equally long sides that only idiots would have to look up on urban dictionary.

Person 1 "Look at this 4-sided shape with equal sides and 4 90-degree angles I found!"

Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

Square

Mainly used in the UK, a square is a bank card. The term is mostly used by fraudsters.

"Send in squares, instant drops"

"This guy blocked my square ffs"

by fxbienn February 16, 2018

Square

Somebody who is lame Asf and dont participate in any fun activities. They are not down for anything and are boring to hang around

Person 1: Aye foo lets go tag up that wall
Lame person: Im sorry but I dont participate in any illegal activities.However we can do something else that is both legal and fun like studying and doing homework
Person 1: Your such a lame ass square

by chincbleeder February 22, 2021

Galvanized square steel

The steel little Johny used to transform his coffin room into a fully functional house.

Narrator: 'Little Johny saved up all his life savings to buy a new 3 square meter coffin room in New York, but he couldn't live in it so he decided to expend the room with Galvanized square steel.'
Little Johny: *Uses the galvanized square steel to expand the room illegally*

by Rodosem June 3, 2024

family square

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."

Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.

by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018

Square

Typically has C name, bad at responding texts, shows up late, cannot deadlift 425 pounds, played trumpet, looks like a pretty boy on his drivers license

Overall super nice guy…. But you know what they say

architect majors in SLO are squares

by Katttttttcat June 5, 2022

square

Slang for a single cigarette, usually a Newport. Primarily used in the south east.

Yo, son... lemme get a square.

by rabortabort October 6, 2009