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snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.
My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.
by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014
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snap

To cut in half, typically refering to a population
"Damn, there were so many players that the game had to snap them. Now it's like a ghost town."
by arandomelite March 25, 2022
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ginger nut snap

When a person with red hair and the fiery temper generally associated with it totally loses their shit, screaming and foaming at the mouth due to something trivial....
Kathleen had a complete Ginger Nut Snap when she found that someone had removed her yoghurt from the office refrigerator....
by Jimmy Roo Boy May 13, 2016
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Snap

A "Snap" is something that requires both fingers and the Infinity Gauntlet.
Thanos: *SNAPS*

Half of the universe: I ̢̧̡̛̱̯̲̺͖̬̣̘̲̯͎̱͎̱͕̬͖̮͚̙̭̰͚̰̯̱̯̗̈́̈̇͂͌̐̌̔̈̾̆́͐͐͒̌̀̃͗̅̿̈́̌͋̐̇̅͌̒̑͐͛̔̾͆̊̑͘͘̕͘̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅ ̵̢̢̰̗́̋̊͂͊̔͛̑͋̒̆̅͑̆̇̐̿͌̀͌͒͂͆͒̒̎̆̉̔̉̄̅͋̂̕͘͘͝͝d̶̨̛̲̼͊̐̄̉̀̓̆͊̓͒͌͋̒͊̌̽̈́́̑̀̄̈̽͗̓̔̓͒̔́̈͐̈̑̏̍̎̅͒̑̈́̆͑̀̍͘o ̨̡̧̡̛̱̰͚͖̩̰̗͔̹̘̝̙̩͎̟͓͇̤͎͖̪͎͖̙͍̟̹͔͚̻̲̜̜̪͉̞̉͐̃̐̄̀̌́̋̓̊̋̂̓͗̑͆̓̏́͒́̎͜͜͝͝n̶̨̛̦͕͚͚͇̣̮̺̙̖̯̙͐̽͑̌̓͐͑̓̏̆̌̈́̔͊͛͋̉̀̇̅̈́̐́̅̍̊̌̇̈́̈́̄͋͑́̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅ'̶̩̥̰̯̪͕̹͉̌̈́̓̽̇̂̂̒̃̔̇́̃͘̚͝t̶̡̨̡̢̨̢̛̺̻̣̱̺͖͙̮̙̦̩̹̙̤̻͉̜̰͍̜̠̟̜̼̫̞̭̖͓̟̱̘̩̦͇̟̤̩͕͖͛͂̓̍̀͛͛͑̐̇͐͐͌̎̄̂̀̑͋̍̄̂̾̀̆̏̊́́́̚͜͠͠͝͠ ̧̞̲͙̗̱̦̯͎͚̜̭͖͔͖͈̓̑̒ͅf ̛̞̝̯͚͈̝̳̬̙͇͙̥̿̄̋͋̊͂̽͌͒͗͋͊̂̍͗͐̀̉̐͐̀͝͝͝͠ͅę̵̧̡̨̢̛̼̪̥̳̣̗̲̩̟̺̯̤̗̰̜͖͓̰̮̥̘͖͖̱̣͎̠͉̙̠͚̻̯̹̬̻͍̥̪̞͙̽̈͋͆̀͗͌͠e ̢̛͙̱̠͎̮̭̭̹̺̾̋͌͌̄͗̈́̈́̾͆̐͑̋̎̒̒̋̄͗͜͠͠l ̢̨̡̡̧̛̛͇̥͔̞̝͖̘͎͙̟͉̰̬̙͈͎͚̠̬̻̠̱̝͉̰̤̮̖͉̯̖̲̟̈́̀̇̀͆͑̈́͗̂́̏̀̊̓̈́͋͂̎̅̌̓̂̑̽̌̓̊̿̋͐͊̑̈́̍́̒͘̚̚̚̕͘̚̚͝͝ ̴̧̧͕̱̦͉̮̣̝̘̮͚̽͛̉͑̓͗̉̌̃͑̉̀̀̑͐̾̐̑̉̑̕͘͜͝ͅş̶̡̡̨̣̦͙̰̬͉̭̙̬̹̣̦̺͚̞̮̘͙̺͖̖̱͍̫͙͇̩͍̜̦̫̥̩̱̟̐̽͗̌͂̑͋͌̄̑̓́̽̿̈́̃̃̿͑̏͋͋́̾͒̀͘̚͘͝͝͝o̴̧͔̥͚͎̣̼̝̦̺͚̻̣̘͍̣̠͇͍͈̭̥͇̹͍̫̼̖̿̉̈́͆̋̆͌̋̍͑̍͊̈́̏̆̈́́̇̔̐̓͒͂̓̽́͆̿̀̂̽̃͆͗͆̚̚͜͝͝͝ ̶̧̨̨̡̨̢̡͚̳̣̲̯̱̥̼̘͛̀͑̓̄͐̀̊̇̈́̅̐̏͊͑̽̽͑͑͛͒͆̿͆͂͒̎͊̎̈́͌̅͌̄̉͗̕͘͘͘̕͘͘͝g̵̢̢̛͚͓͙̳̪̩̪͎̩͉͇̲̖̫̲̭̠̯͗͐͆̒̆͋̀̽͊̀͆̓̈͋͆̐̅̒̊̃́͘̕̕̕͝͝͠o ̧̡̣̬̼̮̭͎͈͖͇̫͓̪̠͔̈̍̀̒̐͗̒̅o ̡̨̧̢̳̘̺͎̬̖̩͈̮̝̟̲̣̟̲̩̞̞͉̘͔̗̖͚̥̖̙̟͈̪̳͎̱̜̭̬͈̏͑͒͂̾͑͂̇̀͝͝ͅd ̧͓͖̟̲̮͎̠͈͍̳̺̠̒̌͗̎͆̔̆̿̃̈́͋͋́͆̓̈́̇͝͠͝. ̧̢̛̥̟̦͖̫̫̳̝̘̫̋̍̊͆̃̆͌̉͋́̀̋͗̇̂̊̽͂͆̐̆̈́̍̀͒̋̾͌͌̌͘͘̚̕͜͝. ̢̡̢̡̠̠͇͎̦̲̲̣͒̆̔̈́̇̾̎̀̆͒̅͋̓̉̈́̎̅̎̚̚͘͝͝͠ͅ.̶̧̡̪͕̮̮̩͙̘̻̮̺͙̹̙̭̤̬̥̖͕̤̝̠̖̹̮̖̮̫͈̝̝̟̜͎̻̰͐͆͌̏́̃̌̃̀̔̂̋̍̀͋̚̚͝͝
by Spinach Cookie January 11, 2022
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SNAP Lady

Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!
SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.
by binthere dunthat May 6, 2011
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Snap-edging

When having a streak the famous app Snapchat with a friend and they decide to wait till the timer emoji pops up to reply back to you.
You: “bro stop snap-edging me and send a snap back
Bro: “Ayy my fault blud”
by TonyBalonie55 March 14, 2024
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snaps

"snaps" is a funny game to play with your friends. the "snapper" has to make the "receiver" guess the name of someone just by saying some sentences or snapping their fingers.
you(the snapper) start saying "can you guess it?", then everything you say after that is a clue for the receiver(your friends)
you(the snapper) have to think of someone, then say "snaps IS the name of the game" if you're gonna spell the name of the person, or "snaps ISN'T the name of the game" if you're gonna spell the last name. then for every consonant of the name you will say a sentence starting with that consonant, and for every vowel you will snap your fingers.
a-1, e-2, i-3, o-4, u-5, y-6
and then just keep going until someone guesses the person you were thinking!!
*you're thinking of ariana grande*
snapper:

can you guess it?
snap IS the name of the game
*one snap (A)*
(R)ough guess uh?
*three snaps (I)*
*pause*
*one snap (A)*
(N)ot done yet!
*one snap (A)*

receiver: ARIANA GRANDE
by tHE JOKE IS ON YOU March 1, 2020
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