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Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
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Brown Town Circle Round

When you cirlce something around a persons anus like a penis or finger
Hey I was with my girl last night and gave her that brown town circle round
by JediMasterBader September 1, 2025
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we're going round the island

you're gonna get trolled, they lied to you...

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡...
Person 1: we're going round the island
Person 2: No we aren't, I am not getting trolled
Person 1: we're going round the island
Person 2: we're going round the island
by cool good epic man September 16, 2025
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Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.
Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment
by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025
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The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round

The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"
by Binkinater November 14, 2018
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that’s what makes the earth round

A word used when someone says something obvious
Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.
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You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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