Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.

While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.

by e-vigilante March 3, 2023

cahaba river rats

Refering to the group of kids from Hoover,Alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful Cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs AKA wrestlers..2 soccer pussys and one shitty baseball player. Every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanctity of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.

person 1: Did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the Cahaba this morning?

person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats

Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"

by lucas1399 April 24, 2011

flint river baby

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby

by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.

"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"

by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.

by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

River Pickle

A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.

Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’

by Third Term Boyz August 3, 2024