Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.
Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.
by Bigdogs123 September 06, 2022
Robert is the most handsome and beautiful person in the world , if you hget a boy named Robert don’t let him down , also he likes some ass
by Fakkatigers🐯 September 16, 2020
He will literally clap you even if you looked at him. But on the other end he is a holy man and has Jesus. Probably a Morman.
by You need Jesus lol April 11, 2019
Robert is the fittest guy i’ve ever laid my eyes on. He is such a hot person and definitely has the biggest penis in the world, if you have a robert in your life, you are a lucky person and deserve it b <3
by Anonymous Hooman <3 xo November 11, 2022
by DarkTrollz August 26, 2022