penis queef 

Air that excapes the penis, usually making a "queeeeeeef" sound...
-Also see: queef

My man let out a penis queef after sex.

penis queef by TOMMY D. March 12, 2003

Cactus Queef Mother Fucker 

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.

guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."

Cactus Queef Mother Fucker by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008

Old western queef machine 

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.

I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!

Old western queef machine by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019

Georgia O' Queef 

when something queer happens,
"GHEY"
or something goes wrong,
meaning oh bollocks or thats a bit shit

When your pencil breaks you might say
"well that's a bit Georgia O' Queef !"

Georgia O' Queef by Z.R. December 18, 2007

breast queef 

the act of squeezing or caresing ones breasts until a white luiqid excreats and creates a squeak or fart sounding noise

the rope wrapped around laurens boobie was so tight it forced out a breast queef

breast queef by the one and probably the only August 7, 2010

bloody vigina queef

two parts vadka, one part tomato juice, mixed with someones penis

its my favorite drink

bloody vigina queef by delana brewer August 2, 2003

butt queef

A fart that comes from your asshole, but you make it a big deal and mutter "ohhh butt queef"

"Dude, I just butt queefed"

butt queef by Dapoopmasta February 15, 2007