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Poleaar

John: Want to poleaar some basketball?

Jim: What?
by little man, big man June 23, 2023
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Pole jostling

What were you doing in there for so long? Were you pole jostling or something?
by Bad word creator August 1, 2023
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Poled

Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)
Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?
by Fiiian August 12, 2024
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poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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polekatz

Girls get finger banged at polekatz.
by Daisy May September 29, 2023
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pole holder

An alter boy who carries the pole that collects money for the church but also holds the priests pole after hours.
He wasn’t good at collecting money but he was the best pole holder in our church.
by Dennis Magillicuddy December 19, 2023
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POLESPLSEAT

POLESPLSEAT is a sports commentary personality on X, formerly Twitter, who is involved with the Chicago Bears fanbase.

He is known for relentlessly bodying the cult of Justin Fields which includes middle aged men and high schoolers alike.

He has never had an incorrect football take and his draft analysis is infallible.

Reports state that he enjoys bodybuilding, having copious amounts of sex, and working at his high-profile investment banking job.
Bears fan 1: Dude, did you see POLESPLSEAT body illwill again?

Bears fan 2: Yeah bro, can't believe that old ass man keeps trying to come at my glorious king like that.

Bears fan 3: SHUT UP YOU RAC1ST HATERS!! FIELDS IS H1M

POLESPLSEAT: Fields just took another sack while you typed that. Caleb will be here soon.

Everyone: OHHHHH OWN THAT CULTIST!!!
by CalebWilliamsFan December 20, 2023
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