harry potter club

A club at most high schools made for nerds and gay kids who want to play with wands

Me and my boyfriend are going to Harry Potter Club.

by Sherif handguns December 20, 2013

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

hairy potta

When a woman has a insanely hairy muff that is the size of a pot holder. Women with this affliction often have the appearance of smuggling guinea pigs in their wears.

"Hey you porked Cindy right ? Holy shit, you see the hairy potta on that whore ? It took me 5 minutes to find her gash !"

by corn porn January 26, 2016

cheesy poptart

it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina

"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"

by blacknosenipples March 12, 2016

Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

by Madcow81 January 2, 2017

Harry Potter

A series muggle book which a muggle wrote which describes the world that I belongs.

Ok it is a fandom.

Am I supposed to buy Harry Potter's diary which simple describes the world as A History Of Magic?

by OhJeezAMuggle January 2, 2017