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It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 13, 2014
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A store, that if it's located outside, most likely has handicap doors, but are blocked by clothing racks. They hate disabled people.

It is also the perfect rhyme with "crap"
**At the abercrombie store**

Oversized Teacher: Ooo, a handicap button.
**presses button causing the doors to open slightly making the clothing racks tip over on some unsuspecting fag**

Oversized Teacher: Serves them right.

**walks off**
by Master (Beta 1.3) August 5, 2007
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