our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333
Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

by streetnwaybeforerap June 20, 2019

This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
by Ohio driver January 25, 2017

I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022

by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.
by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016

A state of being unable to understand and follow a conversation whether because it is in a second language or one has a short attention span.
Highly relatable to Confused Asian Syndrome.
Highly relatable to Confused Asian Syndrome.
Person #1: I'm not sure about you, but personally I really enjoy a good chevre. I love its sour taste.
Person #2: No way man, for me it's classic American cheddar all the way. What do you think?
Person #3: huh?
Person #1: Just forget it man, she's totally peanut buttered.
Person #2: No way man, for me it's classic American cheddar all the way. What do you think?
Person #3: huh?
Person #1: Just forget it man, she's totally peanut buttered.
by Duck Darth Dick June 17, 2013
