75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet 

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about

bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.

75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet by snekster69 April 29, 2022

Reese's Peanut Butter Fuck 

Noun: A sexual situation in which a woman of Asian decent in sandwiched between two men of African decent.

Warn your kids not to accept any Reese's Peanut Butter Fucks next halloween.

Reese's Peanut Butter Fuck by RARL August 8, 2009

Taking the Peanut 

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

Taking the Peanut by Big_Sak July 25, 2008

what the peanut 

this word derived at the science academy of south texas by one of our world geogrophy teachers. the teacher handed out a study sheet and there was a typo thats was suppoesed to say "what is a peanut?" but instead it said "what the peanut?"

the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass

Person 1:hey {person 2} did u do u geography homework
Person 2: What the peanut?

what the peanut by peanutpeanut December 5, 2006

Mr. Peanut 

Mr. Peanut is where you take a giant shit with peanuts in it, has a unbreathable odor, and floats.

Lori D. had a 3:00pm meeting with Mr. Peanut in stall #3.

Mr. Peanut by icantbreathe August 4, 2008

Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride 

A sex position in which a male is fucking one girl uo the ass when another male smears peanut butter around his reproductive organ and the girl then must lick it off, not being able to use her hands. After words, the females vaginal and anal openings would be occupied by the male.

Yo man, me and my homie just went on a nasty Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride on this girl

Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride by Booby Holders June 19, 2007

Pig in a Peanut Patch Release 

The act of having a woman make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich, then having her deliver it and perform fellatio on you while eating the sandwich. AKA PPPR.

Hey Bitch give me a PPPR. or Dude your sister gave me a Pig in a Peanut Patch Release.

Pig in a Peanut Patch Release by awfltrth October 15, 2008