Olive

An evil food that only people who enjoy rainy days & the taste of absolute dirt. They probably call Wednesday a good day and pronounce appreciate as "ahh-pre-see-ate"

Guy 1:What is that God awful sight
Guy 2: That's an olive

by yawaoG ylS May 18, 2025

Oliver

An Oliver is a sexy motherfucker who is also gay as fuck. He knows how to be sexual and also wants sex. When it comes to sex he’s a savage. An Oliver does not know when too rough is. He’s such a puller he has 3 wingmen. Oliver is the most amazing person you’ll see. His eyes light up the room. His hair flows in the wind. His lips are voluminous. And his banging body is all you could want in a sexy gay boy. Everyone shouts at him for is number but an Oliver gives his sc to everyone. An Oliver, over the age of 16, will have had sex as many times as you can count. In other words to be an Oliver you must be a man slag

“ Oliver, can I have your number?”

“ no have my snap chat- the sexy mofo 18

by Olliethomas995599 September 10, 2018

Oliver

Hot and sexy boy loves to fuck a great fucker handsome and noce

Girl one is that Oliver

Girl two yes he's so hot

by Hdjebsjdjjdnsnsdv June 20, 2020

Oliver

A sexual introvert, afraid of everybody. Only cares about grades - believes that his year 7 test results will determine his success in life.

Also has a tiny penis

In a party

Person 1: Omg hes such an oliver
Person 2: I know right, hes just hiding in the corner

by truguy69420 March 26, 2019

Oliver

So fucking bent it’s baffling, has no mates, has the worst humour imaginable and sexually harrases females specifically teachers

“Oliver should end his worthless life”
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^

by @345kami May 16, 2022

Oliver

An insecure prick who projects all his problems onto everyone else. A person called Oliver will get mad when you don’t give him every ounce of your attention all the fucking time. He may use the argument “your never the victim “ to make you seem like the villain when you are in fact just always a victim to his selfishness. Another thing you may encounter when talking to an Oliver is him claiming you faked your sa, ruin your other relationships and push you past your boundaries because of course the don’t apply to him. OF COURSE. If you have an Oliver In your life, GET HIM OUT OF IT. I promise your be happier after 3 minutes 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Oliver’s an abläute wanker.

by Slaying into ur mom October 25, 2022

Drunk Oliver

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.

Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."

by AlexG June 10, 2012