Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.

"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."

by Yo Momma Looks Like A Half-Ork November 12, 2022

Math

Mental, abuse, to, humans

Fuck math honestly

by Blurr brain November 19, 2021

Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.

Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.

by Numerati February 11, 2024

math

mental abuse to humans.

student1: what does math mean

student2: mental abuse to humans dude

student1: damn that do be true tho

by s.ni193 May 30, 2022

Math

The devil's language. He made this metal

abuse

to

humans

bru this math is abusing me, Literally!

by Potato15 March 2, 2021

math

M ental
A buse

T o
H umans

Math is useless. (period)

by zeeeeeeeeeebruh February 20, 2020

Math

A torture device used by people to bore kids to death

Math is numbers

by Nikrtguyutiyih January 7, 2019