An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.
Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
Get the welsh wheel barrowmug. A funny but still mean insult to give to someone that you dislike without being flat out rude by adding a slightly funny twist to it.
by Gaylordjohnson79 January 31, 2023
Get the cunt wheelmug. A phrase that represent most Citroens and electric cars.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.
by Hexagonistian June 16, 2023
Get the Toaster on wheelsmug. When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.
by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023
Get the Wheel of Fathermug. Usually a good friend going along somewhere with you and your date. Not a third-wheel, a smay-wheel. Usually liked more than your date. Also hotter than your date.
by Jaxon Ostrichtail March 10, 2010
Get the Smay-Wheelmug. by 1969VWbug August 23, 2023
Get the Cardboard Wheelmug. by Lionell Messi April 27, 2025
Get the Tired as a wheelmug.