Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked

Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out

by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023

get naked at school challenge

An internet challenge encouraging high school students to get naked at school for social media clout

Did you hear about the guy who did the get naked at school challenge last week?

Yeah he was crashing out over social media clout

by anonymous April 19, 2024

Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.

Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.

by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025

Plot Nakedness

The opposite of plot armour; something in a piece of media is set up to detriment or inconvenience the characters as much as possible as it can in that specific scenario.

I can't believe their phone smashed right before they got stranded! The writers didn't even try to hide their plot nakedness!

by aefjel January 26, 2026

200% Naked

When you’re butt-ass naked but you’re also fully erect and overdosing on cocaine.

My friend Billy got 200% naked and I never saw him again…

by The guy that supplies March 9, 2026

Daniel Næss Larsen

The sexiest, most handsome, cute, attractive norwegian man that lives in norway trondheim. He has the biggest heart and biggest dick. HE IS SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY HES THE BEST SON, BROTHER, FRIEND, BF, HUSBAND, AND SOULMATE. HES SUCH A LOVELY MAN AND HE HAS THE BEST PERSONALITY. DANIEL NÆSS LARSEN IS SO FUCKING SEXY ISTGGGGG.

Person 1: omg is that-
Person 2: OMG ITS DANIEL NÆSS LARSEN THE MOST SEXIEST MAN EVER
Person 1: I hope he doesnt have a gf-
Daniel Næss Larsen: BACK OFF BITCH I GOT A WIFEY

by s.a<3 February 24, 2025

Kasumi Nakasu

Nasumi Nakasu is a first year student at Nijigasaki High School as well as a member of the school's idol club. Her debut single was "Diamond"

Kasumi Nakasu is the cutest Idol ever!

by Marinettes shoe June 27, 2025