Crikey Mikey

What she screams after you put it in the wrong hole after slipping out

Her: Put it back in my… Ah! Crikey Mikey!

by Wuzitdachad June 14, 2022

national mikey day

A day to celebrate Mikey way in all his fabulousness
September 10th

Girl 1: IT'S NATIONAL MIKEY DAY!!!

girl 2: who's Mikey?

Girl 1: THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH

by Mikey way is the best July 31, 2022

The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

Epic Mickey

a game for the wii that was made when some idiot at Disney thought: " what if we made a game where mickey mouse was edgy and did an edgy pose."

"HOW DOES EPIC MICKEY HAVE A SEQUEL!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!??!"

by Maxinezz May 30, 2023

Dirty Mickey

He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, earning money. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.

A real dirty mickey is a guy that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with.

by Inked_r June 22, 2023

Sick Mickey

The name of one of the thirteen forbidden sex moves which actions involve the use of gorilla glue, sandpaper, and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears.

According to the renowned, now deceased sexologist, Dr.Wombloid, many of men and women have died from the legendary, yet forbidden, Sick Mickey maneuver.

by Dr.Wombloid August 23, 2024

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

by Azulay December 13, 2023