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Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.
Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!
by MWE2004 November 14, 2023
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Mental Defenestration

When your brain throws itself out a window.
I suffered a sudden case of mental defenestration.
by JazzMusique March 19, 2021
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Half Mental

There is a message that doesn't happen to be the truth. There is a bunch of messages that don't happen to be the truth. Not "Almost crazy" in a definition that is to half mental. Not "Bordering on "mental," which is completely insane." Not "One who acts like a retard, even though he does not have a condition of mental retardation" in a definition to half mental.
by JordanJohnsonistheone October 18, 2023
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Mental Illness

I don't have any.
Hym "Rejecting you view of woman and not attributing value to your lives is not a mental illness. Rights or death. Entirely independent of my views. No exceptions. No concessions. I have decided to be a misogynist and I refuse to stop."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.
Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!
by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010
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mental queef

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"
by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011
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mental playdoh

An object of desire that remains in your thoughts that you can control for your own purpose. This differs from a mental snapshot because you can bend and curve the implanted image to your own desires.
"Whoa, mike, did you see that girl's ass? I swear, that's going to give me enough mental playdoh for the night!
by Sgt.HankMoody April 27, 2010
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