Math

A type of sorcery, far above all others, and practised by wizards far above the level of Merlin, such as Archimedes, Pythagoras and Euler.

Harry Potter fan: Hey bro I wish I could go to hogwarts
Asian kid: There's a magic school better then hogwards, it's called math class

Dickwad: Hey look at that nerdy asian kid doing his Math
Smart (not asian smart) dude: Careful dude he's gonna blast your brain to smithereens with his linear algebra shit

by Shit,Ts-gei August 14, 2020

Math

A useless piece of crap that makes everyone want to literally drown themselves in a pool of spit

What do math and a broken pencil have in common? They’re both pointless.

by puppydog16377383 November 9, 2019

Permanent math

Instant permanent death.

Permanent math is a death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022

python math

When math ain't mathing right

python math = print(f"{255:c}") = ÿ
python math = print(f"{1<10}!") = True!
python math = print(f"{f"{{}}"}") = {}

by fabseboy October 10, 2025

Math Doodle

an incredible sketch that the artist says was a quick doodle because they were "just bored"

(math being because it is where they are commonly made, being extremely boring.)

artist- dude, it's just a doodle.
you- dude, that's an effing MATH DOODLE.

by snekeyes4 October 28, 2023

Maths

The work sheet that my computer blocked me from downloading because it was apparently a virus.

Maths is stupid

by Rimy Jobbs November 17, 2022

brown math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.

« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »

by miseryboy August 8, 2024