Sheriff Landon

The best MCSO sheriff yet.

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”

by Loly pops June 8, 2021

PEDOPHILE LANDINGS

Places where you are most likely to find PEDOPHILES.

It 8s no crapshoot to be around PEDOPHILE LANDINGS in any CASINO.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 24, 2021

spherical landing

A landing that is at least -200 fpm, but has a 2 or more g's

Spherical is on approach 31L KJFK
He floats
Spherical: ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING SPHERICAL LANDING

by -305fpm 6g's October 30, 2021

moon landing

I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!

Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.

by Derbykid December 19, 2021

Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

by cavey123 March 17, 2022

successful landing

Anything you can walk away from

I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.

by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022

Freaky Landen

The sexual act of using dragon dildos with your sexual partner

Carter and I were preforming a freaky Landen last night

by Perm Papi May 16, 2022