Quiz jizz 

Where you jizz during a quiz because it's just too much to handle.

Jimmy quiz jizzed himself because he couldn't think of the answer.

Quiz jizz by fivetweezy September 19, 2010

Sausage-Jizz 

The jet of semen-like oil that spurts from a freshly cooked sausage when an instrument of cutlery is inserted. The jet often hits in the face and can be referred to as a Pork-shot.

I poked the sharp fork into the fresh o'hagen's sausage and a stream of sausage-jizz hit me in the eye with considerable force.

Sausage-Jizz by Scantyaunty July 1, 2009

wizzy jizz 

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

wizzy jizz by tbar May 19, 2008

Public Jizz 

Sperm which is realised in a public place.

E.g sperm in a changing room, can be referred to public Jizz

Public Jizz by dhadda February 25, 2009

beer jizz 

that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you

aww man, noah spilled that nasty beer jizz on me...i'm gonna smell like beer for a week

beer jizz by samuel colt September 1, 2009

shotgun jizz

When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.

If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.

After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.

shotgun jizz by machisimobadass January 21, 2010

lebron jizz 

The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.

Stan made a mess when he Lebron jizzed all over his room.

lebron jizz by jonsjeans August 1, 2016