Have You Ever Had A Dream

A sentence a kid said on tv while having a stroke.

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

by footnqtes December 14, 2020

can i have a blowjob

One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.

Herbert:Can I have a blowjob?

by -_- nope August 18, 2019

person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head

person having a computer error in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

have three thousand crush

a person like me, who loves a lot of people, 'cause they've different qualities that you adore. these qualities form your 'ideal boy/girl'. you like or love lots of people 'cause look like famous person or they're kind with you. it's not a bad things; obviously you can get with a one person, but never say never.

pers.1 i have three thousand crush!
pers.2 yeahh me too, but my fav is ...

by au3.8 November 23, 2021

I have Asperger’s syndrome

It’s not entirely my fault that I act this way

I have Asperger’s syndrome

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

I have a dream to fuck

Secret except from MLK when he got horny in jail after writing his I have a dream speech and wrote the xxx version of it.

I have a dream.

I have a dream to fuck all the hot sexy women in all the world.

My dream assumes that 1 in 40 people are not too ugly to fuckable.

And I am bisexual so this dream includes men too.

I will pause time and fulfill this dream in 27 years time, working 12 hour shifts every day and fucking 1 woman or man every hour.

Yes sir, I do have a dream, and I will accomplish my dream and make it known to all the world my dream.

by Bad C dev December 04, 2022

you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

by Mercedian!!!! February 01, 2019