Throw ham

Invented by Soviet General Georgi Zhukov in 1944, this amazing technique was used by the Red Army to pummel the Nazi war machine into submission by tossing ham into German-held towns and trenches. Tossed by an expert ham-thrower, an average flying piece of ham travels at an average of 76 mph. The end result is a massive pile of blood, brains, and gibs. Often fired from Artilley or by a soldier himself, ham has and now will forever be used as a monstrous weapon of war.

KID:*insert long paragraph here* Dammit! German forces have us outnumbered! What should we do?
YOU:Throw ham!

by Steel Czar January 21, 2010

press ham

To "moon" or show your bare ass to someone while pressing the ass up against glass.

Jamie decided he was going to press ham on the window at the local Mc Donald's and all the cheerleaders screamed.

by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008

country baked cunt ham

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007

canadian ham

a refrence to a womans large, pink, areolas(the skin around nipple)if the womans areola is large and brown it is considered pepperoni.

i like licking that chicks canadian ham.

by jakey mancaster February 22, 2007

bake a ham

to bake a ham is to take a shit, one of the big hard ones that plop when it hits the water!

pardon me, folks, i gots ta go bake a ham!

by "Big Steve" Call March 10, 2008

West Ham

Definately the greatest football club in Britain, we play the best football. have had some excellent footballers over the years such as Bobby Moore, Di Canio, Benayoun & Dean Ashton. We also sing the best football song in the game even better than waht them scandinavian kopites sing when they win "You'll never walk alone"

I'm forever blowin bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high, they reach the sky! And like my dreams they fade and die.... FORTUNES ALWAYS HIDING, I've looked everywhere... Im forever blowin bubbles, PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR
UNITED!!!
UNITED!!!
UNITED!!!

West Ham Utd have a great footballing side and a decent firm the ICF (Inner City Firm) They run them Millwall cunts all over London the horrible gang of racist fuckin bastards, and there a gang of turks....

We hate Millwall, We hate Millwall, WE HATE MILLWALL WE DO

by Daniel McNab May 23, 2006

Goin' Ham

1.) The act of going out and getting smashed, blown, messed up, or getting your rear kicked by too much alcohol and doing it like none other.

2.) To be doing it to the extreme, the fullest, etc.

1.) Person 1: Dude, whatchu gonna be up to tonight?
Person 2: I'mma be goin' ham up in this peice!

2.) Person 1: They don't mess with me cause they know I be goin' ham.

by Ebonics_Man May 1, 2010