Holden wither

What many call a real man. He’ll steal ur girl and ur man. Vote holden 2020 for pimp of the United States.

Girl 1: OMG HOLDEN WITHER JUST ASKED ME OUT
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ March 30, 2020

Holdridge Mile

Any distance between 2 points

Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"

by tankwithteeth October 2, 2020

Holden Page

Holden Page is the hottest person alive besides lighting McQueen. If you’re ever lucky enough to meet Sir Holden Page, suck his dick.

1-Did you see holden page ?

2- yeah his dick is so big .

by Cash money 1242 November 11, 2020

Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by anonymous November 25, 2020

holding holes

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street

aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby

by burbman1969 January 27, 2021

Holden Caufeild

The main character in the best book to ever be written, Catcher in the Rye. He is spunky, super self-centered, overall a jerk, but he is lowkey loveable and I can kinda relate to him. I wouldn't be surprised if he was secretly everyone's comfort character after reading the book. I wanna be best friends with him.

"Dude, you remind me of Holden Caufeild. Lets be friends."

by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

Holdfast's Law

Whenever I suggest a game. I am correct.

Damn Hell let loose is great! That's holdfast's law in action!

by HLL? December 30, 2020