goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

Pro goose

Pro goose is a absolute cool guy, he is above all pros standing at the very top of the pro ranking. Pro goose gets what he wants when he wants. You cannot say “yes” to him instead “h.” You also must show respect to Pro goose.

He stands above all

pro goose is so pro

by goofbawlll October 5, 2023

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

Silly Goose

A silly goose is someone who is very silly, and is a funny person!

Silly GOOSE!

by Tori E. October 28, 2020

Goosings

This is when you get shit done, or achieve a lot in a short time, sometimes with menaces.

It can be used as a well-wishing phrase, a congratulatory phrase, or just a statement.

I've got goosings to do.
Have good goosings!
Impressive goosings today my friend.

by GetTheBonk September 24, 2021

silly gooses

People that are very very silly people

Hey did you know that anthony and angelina are silly gooses.

by silly gooses October 9, 2020

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020