This is more of a phrase then a stand alone word. The california gold digger is the process of sticking thumb in your mouth and the other in your ass hole. Then you switch over a short period of time. This be done to someone or for more fun in a group. To do this you need your friend, partner, husband, wife, jail inmate, etc. You and the other individual start by sticking your thumbs in your mouth. You then stick your finger in the others ass hole and then switch your fingers. You can he creative with the holes, adding more people, and by using your imagination.
Here is an example in a work environment:
You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.
You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.
by Anon2789 January 13, 2021

Is a golden dick on danish
by Big fat gold August 11, 2024

by Diggininmybutt445 July 9, 2025

To roll up the well-known and popular weekend football coupon and bash a bird over the head with it during intercourse.
Here, mate... I gave that cow there a Champion Gold right on the back of the nogging last night in the back office. She loved it.
by LoyalWilliam91 March 25, 2024

by HockeyDockey June 12, 2017

A philosophical approach to relationships advocating the benefits of 1. men and women coming to the relationship table with a material and financial commitment to each other, and 2. rejection of the romantic love model due to it being an inadequate basis on which to build a life and pay for a family.
Sonya wanted to get married but comes with a lot of student debt and an expectation that Johnny pay for all her needs. Johnny swallowed the gold pill and told her that he couldn't marry any woman who contributed nothing to the marriage.
by Mundus_imaginalis June 1, 2025

"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"
by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016
