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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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Gold digger

SHE A HOE WHO ONLY WANTS MONEY AND SHE SPENDS IT ALL AND ACTS LIKE A THOTIANA
Gold diggers be wanting that money other than dat dick
by NAH 2WIOJ2EFIJ23IOFHD2E April 3, 2019
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gold weekend

Susie: "Nickelback concert on Saturday. You coming?"
Zeek: "Nah, I'm going to Bend, OR for the gold weekend"
by Georgecostanza March 18, 2015
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ORINOCO GOLD

Its obelieving otherwise known as fools gold. It's a gold mining company that has fooled its investors into thinking it produces gold and runs a sustainable company but it really doesnt.
He is doing a Orinoco Gold.... a what? An Orinoco, he has fooled everyone into believing him... that's gold mate! He has fooled them all...
by Whatthefuxk August 2, 2018
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gold star from jesus

A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200

person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus
by thecrownstan April 24, 2019
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Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
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Green and Gold(Packers) envy

An emotion commonly found amongst haters, bandwagon fans, and Bears fans. Anti -cheese activists are also greatly affected by this emotion.

Defined as the utmost jealosy and envy of the Green Bay Packers, due to the organization's incredible success and rich history.
Green and Gold(Packers) Envy defined by a bandwagon fan: I hate that damn Green Bay, they think they are so good. They are like the worst team in the world ever. How bout dem cowboys, woo hah propane mhmhmmmm
by hail_mary12 January 12, 2017
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