The freshest man in the universe who's freshness stuns everybody especially when they see him and his FRESH PANTS! This wise man also known as the Cokemaster (or cebarboi) can 100% guarantee everything. He loves Honey. Wise quotes from this stud is "Coke is healthier than water" , "I didnt saw him" "I proudly identify as a mythical reptile ;)" etc. Meeting this man should be the number one thing on your bucket list as he truly is a one of a kind fresh guy. Einstein, Newton, Schmidt, these are the names of the most intelligent men to be alive on this earth; however, none of these wise men were able to discover the Law of 89 or more specifically known as Genna's Law. This law says that when somebody guarentee's 100% the true maximum they can produce is only 89% . This law defies all laws of physics, coke and chemistry but thus far this law is 100% guaranteed to be true.
by mishcyda April 24, 2017
Get the Michael 'Fresh' Cedarmug. Our class requires another 5-page essay. It's the seventh one in the past two weeks.
Ah yes, fresh hell awaits me!
Ah yes, fresh hell awaits me!
by Sublinial November 5, 2023
Get the fresh hellmug. by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 14, 2018
Get the Funky Freshmug. by Big juicy nyash May 22, 2022
Get the Freshmug. Urban legend of a teen from Swedish city Visby from a small place called "Gråbo". He is famous for knowing what is needed and all the boys want to be him and all the girls want him!
Man 1: Wow he is so cool!
Woman 1: I want him to soak my bread!
Man 2: He is The Fresh Prince of Gråbo !
Woman 1: I want him to soak my bread!
Man 2: He is The Fresh Prince of Gråbo !
by Gråbo trilobite November 25, 2018
Get the The Fresh Prince of Gråbomug. by Herbyhamhands April 18, 2016
Get the Fresh crispmug. A description of a teacher, usually male and good looking, whose methodology is hip, innovative and informative.
by Absolutely Nobody April 25, 2011
Get the Freshmug.