Female

Someone who cooks, cleans and doesn't get a real job- A housemaid

Husband: I'm leaving for work now
Wife: I'm gonna do housework like a normal female
Husband: Ok, bye housemaid!

by OreoOtaku November 9, 2020

female teabag

When a female smacks a guy in the face with a used tampon

He pissed her off with no apology; her revenge, the female teabag

by Female guru November 11, 2020

fēmasco

"fēmasco" - a variant of the well known noun - fiasco - a situation that is a complete failure, especially in a ludicrous or humiliating way that spirals uncontrollably toward higher and higher levels of entropy. In order to be a fēmasco, the fiasco must involve at least one man and two or more women. The triangle scenario is most prevalent. Very often the predicament is quite ironic and unpredictable, evading all attempts at amelioration, logic and good sense, even when the parties involved are usually well intentioned and rational. Often fueled by inexperience, poor judgement, self-interest, various passions, and emotions such as jealousy, greed, anxiety, vindictiveness, etc., the word is part of a new popular effort to make the English language gender based. This word is a noun of feminine gender, accentuated (obviously) by the accent mark over the letter e, which also emphasizes the requisite involvement of at least two females who may be either allied by shared interest to exacerbate the fēmasco and intentionally make the man suffer, or more likely opposing female parties, with interests at odds, possessing exclusive goals, together achieving some sort of critical mass that initiates a chain reaction that cannot be controlled no matter the efforts of the male party - resulting in some type of explosion.

Although his intentions were sincere and desirous of establishing a harmonious mutual friendship with the two women, his inexperienced efforts quickly deteriorated into a rapidly expanding fēmasco that took on a life of its own and threatened to melt the very atmosphere.

by nothinc November 21, 2020

Female Marty

The female Marty is not like your well known male Marty, but more of a clearance rack at goodwill that pretends it's designer made. The female Marty usually dwells in her bedroom surrounded by half drank energy drinks and cigarette butts. Born and raised in or around a trailer park. Cleaning, cooking and acting/speaking beyond a 3rd grade education level is only possible when coerced by fast-food or money.

Check out that female Marty, is that a mayo stain on her shirt or wait....probably just a cum stain.

by Taco bell Rave slut January 15, 2021

Female

The Female is an Unkown species of humanoid entity. They seem to become quite aggressive and versatile after Man disagree, they once adapted how to use Man for munny and unnecessary items such as shoes and handbags.
Man call these Females 'Woman'

In a nutshell, Woman = Nutter.

Man 1: what is that.

Man 2: that is call a nutter. Also known as 'Woman'
Female = Nutter = Unknown Species of humanoid entity.

by The Donut Cat January 19, 2021

female shrink

An man who fucks everyone he wants .

Aye I like her, should I hit ?

Fuck yea u a female shrink !

by Merithdith January 28, 2021

Feanor Syndrome

A birth defect where you're born with an abnormally large nose and chin,

My son was born with Feanor Syndrome and is very ugly.

by benmsell December 25, 2020