low hanging fruit

Any gay man or woman under 5'7" in height.

Your trick last night was totally low hanging fruit.

by bunnylumpkin February 13, 2008

Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011

Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck

A gay person who is scared shitless

Just jump! Your being a pansy ass fruit fuck.

by The Adjonasis July 6, 2016

Hung like a fruit bat

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.

Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 6, 2011

pickin my fruit out

just means to become somebody's slave because you got owned.

man 1: man you owned him!
man 2: yea he better start pickin my fruit out!

by ghost nv July 14, 2009

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

by Factzteller March 23, 2020

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022