Bed Dick

Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.

OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.

by ChubbyQween July 19, 2020

Dani's Dick

Dani's Dick is the most powerful weapon in this world, just looking at it makes your asshairs tingle in fear. Like a mighty katana it will slay all men, women, both, none, and in-between, making them weiner cock obsessive creatures. This straight bladed double edged glorious shaft was so abnormally large that it required the use of a trillion hands to wield it effectively. But before your musty fingers are even able to touch the throbbing piece of gold, you will need to withstand its EXTREMELY captivating and sexy aura. If you stare for too long, your eyes will combust and your very own miniature dick will explode into tiny muffin-looking-hamsters. HARDCORE. Nobody in history has been able to even kiss this magnum king kong phat dong, let alone even survive in its toe curling, back bending, mind numbing, head splitting, butt fucking presence!!! The Dani Dick rules over everyone. Suck it up you twinks (Hamish, Tomie, Finn, Ben, Declan)

"Hey, have you heard about that bootylicious babe's ass destroyer 3000??"

"Oh! You mean Dani's Dick?? Yeah careful, that shit makes you want to pour oil on yourself and jump booty butt naked"

Don't mess with Dani's Dick.

by FinnsMumEnjoyer May 5, 2022

Dick Mabbutt

A locomotive from Brighton.
Also known as 73962.

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!

by AcidityBM November 18, 2021

Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.

Dick Stubig was angry last night.

by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004

Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 22, 2010

Dick Nixon

Richard Nixon.

Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.

Also used as a reference to the penis.

Dick Nixon's the man... in my PANTS.

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005