Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.

What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door

by ApeShitKing January 31, 2015

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Crap

Crap is poop…..
Aw this piece of crap

the dog will crap on the floor if we don’t let her out

The dog will crap if we don’t let her out
Aw this stupid Piece of crap

by Handles6678919/: August 31, 2021

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Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

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Crap

More family friendly version of “s##t” and a substitute of the word “poo”

Guy 1: HOLY S##T

Guy 2: I prefer holy crap”

by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021

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start-crap

like start-up but really crappy

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap

by stefan-the-master August 6, 2015

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pro-crap-stinator

Procrastination performed by a person that seems to be at such a meaningless, disgustingly professional level that even the trash that really needs taking out, never gets taken out. Same applies to a person with body rot or the lack of basic general cleaning due to laziness.
In all cases, the physical ability to clean is in no way impaired, except for the lack of effort.

When it came to the diaper pail, my friend Rob was just like Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout: a total pro-crap-stinator.

by Fozzie Fozzmosis November 30, 2010

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