Finest school in Europe. Everyone who goes there is a genius and much smarter than the idiots at Alleyn's (shit school nearby).
Person 1: Crikey old chap, did you go to Dulwich College?!
Person 2: Indeed I did and let me say it is a much better school than Alleyn's
Person 2: Indeed I did and let me say it is a much better school than Alleyn's
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The English College is a popular school located in Dubai, once you go there it will be hard to leave, such as Harry is to Hogwarts. The English College is a great school, generally a target of jealously (see definition below) the headmaster is like Dumbledore to Hogwarts - committed and loyal to the top school. A close bond will always remain with the connection of an EC student and The English College.
EC is where anyone who knows what's best for them will go, it has a homely environment and is not over the top but just right with a happy aura surrounding the school. People that bag on it are generally illiterate idiots.
The English College is the equivalent of Hogwarts. The students are usually quite clever and modest, they are also witty and polite.
EC is where anyone who knows what's best for them will go, it has a homely environment and is not over the top but just right with a happy aura surrounding the school. People that bag on it are generally illiterate idiots.
The English College is the equivalent of Hogwarts. The students are usually quite clever and modest, they are also witty and polite.
JC student: Awh no, I wish I was at The English College! EC is amazing, I hear they get shawama's on Tuesday's and amazing food on Thursdays! AND they have people coming in to do fun things on special occasions.
Student: I know, EC is an amazing school!
Illiterate person: OMGG noe it izn, ec iz lyk wubbizh, lyk omg!!!
Cool EC students: Allow us to leave this illiterate dumb arse and off to our parties in the common room!
Illiterate person: Ommggg!! u movafakin idotz!! i be go to me clazz n slep cuz i is a idiot!!
FUTURE:
EC Students: 'You know, I'm quite glad I attended the English College, it inspired me to become a lawyer, and look where I am now!'
Ex-JC student: 'I know, I am quite glad I moved schools back then, it really made a huge influence on back then what was my future, now my life is perfect' She said as she looked at her Harvard and Cambridge diploma.
Illiterate idiot: Ma'am, Sir? Any tea? I will now be cleaning the house and mowing the lawn, then I shall do your bidding!
EC students: Of course! See how us old EC students have influenced you? You are now polite and have alright English!
Student: I know, EC is an amazing school!
Illiterate person: OMGG noe it izn, ec iz lyk wubbizh, lyk omg!!!
Cool EC students: Allow us to leave this illiterate dumb arse and off to our parties in the common room!
Illiterate person: Ommggg!! u movafakin idotz!! i be go to me clazz n slep cuz i is a idiot!!
FUTURE:
EC Students: 'You know, I'm quite glad I attended the English College, it inspired me to become a lawyer, and look where I am now!'
Ex-JC student: 'I know, I am quite glad I moved schools back then, it really made a huge influence on back then what was my future, now my life is perfect' She said as she looked at her Harvard and Cambridge diploma.
Illiterate idiot: Ma'am, Sir? Any tea? I will now be cleaning the house and mowing the lawn, then I shall do your bidding!
EC students: Of course! See how us old EC students have influenced you? You are now polite and have alright English!
by Gryffitherin November 30, 2011
by tyleristalking September 23, 2010
An ugly ass school that is boring af ..... DO NOT ATTEND THIS SHITHOLE PLZ .... a lot of dickheads at this school
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