cellar services

1. A traditional native Colombian approach to Human Resources within a hospitality environment, encompassing total staff welfare through the medium of trips to the basement for various narcotics

2. A thinly veiled excuse to take drugs

“Here, the gas needs changing… cellar services?”

by Nommy Timbus March 14, 2025

Cellcommodeaphobia

The fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet

Whenever I go to the bathroom, with my cell phone, I have cellcommodeaphobia

by HowIsTheLeft March 28, 2025

Cello

the best instrument ever <3 cellos are so underrated we deserve the melody more often

Person: Hey, is that a big violin?
Me: No you dumbass it's a cello

by freaky_sunfish March 29, 2025

Cellphonecist

Like racism but for phones

Person 1: I can’t send a video to you because you have an android
Person 2:that’s cellphonecist

by Brookie*_*Cookie April 5, 2025

Cellulomaniac

A person who exhibits an excessive, compulsive dependence on their mobile phone, often to the point where it negatively impacts their personal relationships, productivity, or overall well-being. A cellulomaniac may frequently prioritize screen time over face-to-face interactions, becoming overly absorbed in social media, messaging, or digital content.

Despite being surrounded by friends, she couldn’t help but act like a cellulomaniac, constantly checking her phone instead of engaging in conversation.

by Raven Blackthorn April 20, 2025

Cellulose, cellUlose, celulosE

Cellulose, cellUlose, celulosE

Cellulose, cellUlose, celulosE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Cellermentaphosis

An act or outrage against nature or a local environment. Often used as a way to describe a deed or action someone carried out, mostly with ill intent.

I never saw such an act as that! It was an act of cellermentaphosis!

by ThePorter April 30, 2025