Can't fix it

WHY WOULD HE BE ABLE TO!? HA! You're just.. You're just so fucking stupid! I don't understand! WHY!? Why are you fucking LIKE this?

Hym "Yeah? He can't fix it? Oh jeez! I wonder why that is! Why is that, do you think? Maybe it isn't broken. Maybe you don't know what it's doing... Because you didn't invent it... And NOW... You are refusing to listen to the person who did? Maybe that."

Can't fix it by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Can't

Not "won't". Not "Has to try or can't = won't" Not "doesn't wanna"

Hym "Not that I don't ALSO not want to but ALSO can't. That isn't a thing. So, this all just works out better for everyone is we all just find a way to get along. THIS, the current state, is not going to work for me."

Can't by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

Can't be undone

Can you really say that you're serving and greater good if you won't stop it just so that you personally don't have to pay the price for doing something you know you shouldn't have? It's not some higher-order abstraction you are serving but, rather, your own selfish desire... For control.

Hym "It can't be undone. The faster you do this the better things will be for everyone. You need to stop pretending that you are some hyper-rational actor who's valiantly defending the higher-order abstraction you are pretending to serve and that if I were in control of the situation everything would be So MuCh WoOoOoRsE oOoOoOo! It's time for you to be an adult. An adult who is dealing with another adult who is better and smarter than you. Instead of going 'But you said! But the thing YOU said!' Over and over again you need to just give credit where it's due. Accept the me you can't control and control yourself in a way keeps other people from suffering from your unwillingness to do what I'm telling you to do."

Can't be undone by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

can't play slots without a lever

what a gambler that likes femboys says

yo bro aint my girl a baddie over there

dude... that chicks a dude

hey, can't play slots without a lever

AHHAHAAAA🎰🎰🎰🎰

can't play slots without a lever by gambleratheart December 25, 2025

Can’t Stand an Apple

A phrase used when someone says a confusing word or phrase you don’t understand.

“Have you ever heard of Constantinople?”
“Can’t Stand an apple bro.”

Can’t Stand an Apple by insidejoke January 17, 2026

Can I Get A Burger

When you ask for a meal that isn't present on the menu.

A: Can I Get A Burger?
B: Uh, Sir...That isn't on the menu...

Can I Get A Burger by Mr. Of All Mr.'s March 23, 2026

Can't be half-arsed

A phrase indicating that you don't give a rat's arse or something. I don't fucking know for all I know I've invented the bloody phrase!!

Dog A: Ya heard of Trollge before?
Dog B: I'd love to, but Terrie I really can't be half-arsed to figure out.
Dog A: what the fuck you cant just make new phrases

Can't be half-arsed by SilastheBlokeIDon'tBloddyKnow May 7, 2026