Toilet Cake

Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.

This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.

"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."

"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"

by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013

fake cake

A fake cake is a cake that you can't eat because it is only a prop for Seokjins birthday. It looks delicious but it's a trap.

Jin: I'm so sick of this fake cake. fake cake. fake cake

by Soobinlover23 May 19, 2021

cake jar

Very sexual for sex things

Damn that girl vagina be like cake jar

by Kevsexy February 3, 2021

Hospital Cake

Hospital Cake is when you eat out someone’s smelly ass whilst in the hospital

Hospital Dying

I ate his hospital cake

by Fartingkid44 December 22, 2019

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 12, 2014

pulling a cake

when you do something and then pretend it never happened.

audrey: she doesn't need to know this ever happened.
jackie: we're totally pulling a cake!

by audreypawdrey May 25, 2009