Beef-Mouth 

adj: consuming such a large quantity of beef that you can't talk.

Example: Drew can't come to the phone right now. He has Beef-Mouth

Beef-Mouth by BrewDrew December 14, 2013

beef soup 

Very destructive diarrhea that has the consistency of beef soup.

I drank too much last night. Now I have beef soup coming out of my ass!

beef soup by Shlits January 18, 2014

Beef Selfie

A Selfie taken by a Bro showing off their steroid enhanced body. Often with the tag of #nohomo

After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.

Beef Selfie by Bossmojo April 24, 2014

beef orchid 

a: A pussy that has been pounded so hard it resembles ground beef.

b: Large flappy vaginal lips.

See also Meat Curtains.

I went to a bachelor party and the stripper had the most tender beef orchid I've ever seen!

beef orchid by leminiwinks June 5, 2014

Beef Sock 

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.

Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...

Beef Sock by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014

beef slinky 

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

beef slinky by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014

beef sand

The crusty, gritty residue that makes it's home around the anus's halo.

Cornelius: "Damn man, I've been farting hard all night. I guarantee there is quite an exorbitant amount of beef sand in my dungaroos."

beef sand by JuhBustin November 12, 2014