laguna beach

Where all the fucking queers in California reside. The gay and lesbian index of Laguna Beach is 478, meaning the percentage of same-sex couples living in the city is 378% higher than the national average. This is one percentage point less than that of San Francisco which has a gay and lesbian index of 479. This explains why Laguna Beach has more males than females. As it is estimated that about ten to fifteen percent of San Francisco residents identify themselves as homosexual, it could be said that roughly one out of every ten Laguna Beach residents is gay or lesbian.

DISGUSTING!!

Homosexuals are unclean undesirable detestable perverts. They spread AIDS and are just plain disusting. Homosexuality, nothing a proper flogging can't cure. Laguna Beach is infested with queers.

by I'm homophobic. May 30, 2006

Virginia Beach

A city on the very southeastern part of Virginia. Rising in population and crime daily. Population about 500,000. Home to a lot of African Americans

Virginia Beach isnt for lovers

by anonymous August 30, 2004

long beach

A town in New York that feels embarassed every time its grouped together with Roslyn and Glen Cove.

The City: Fucking chump.

Long Beach: Nah, chill. Its not even like that.

by poopsdfhsh December 30, 2005

Beach

When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.

-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.

-I just beached one.

-I've been beaching shits all day.

by shmeegan August 17, 2008

beach bum

Old men who are hairy and raggety, usually unshaven and smelly.

Take bum showers in the ocean water, while singing the "Bum Shower's" theme song...."Bum shower's: (chorus) cleanin myself in the water; Bum shower's: all day and night! Bum Shower's!!! PASS THE SOAP!!!!!

The beach bum told us a funny story about his thighroid problem.

by Jay the Dra October 1, 2007

Beach Heat

When a person is extremely craving some pussy from a bitchy woman. AKA the beach refers to the Bitch. Heat is the craving of the bitchy snatch.

This can also mean if a man wants to have sex with any girl, but doesn't want to form a relationship. As the saying goes. "I just want to fuck Bitches!" That would be a prime example of Beach Heat! Random outtings of fucking pleasure!

"Dean has got some Beach Heat tonight."
"Why?"
"Because he just wants to fuck some bitches!"
"Noo-ice!"

by B.Parks Production November 28, 2007

BEARCAT

A term for someone who randomly blurts the word "bearcat" during poker games.

In no limit holdem poker, on the turn or river, any card appears. Someone who is not necessarily involved in the hand says "ooh big bearcat"... That person is a Bearcat. The card that appears is just a card.

by Slow Now February 2, 2010