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No bolds barred

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by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
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Mommy Bar

n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
by Inqy dink December 18, 2009
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bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.
Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.
by chinesedentist December 15, 2010
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Man Bar

Red wagon or portable hand trailer filled with ice and choice of ones favorite beer and or liquor.
I am taking my Man Bar trick or treating tonight so I have a constant supply of Alcohol.
by Cambro69scotty November 2, 2010
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bar schwag

A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.
If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.
by schwerve August 10, 2008
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bar code

How to act while in a bar or saloon. A set of rules.
Is it against the bar code to wear my top hat?
by mic17 December 28, 2013
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dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert
by B294 November 21, 2016
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