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Bar floozy

A black haired whore that stays at the bar and leaves her child with anyone that will watch him maybe even a sex offender
by Chickennnnnnsssssss November 3, 2019
mugGet the Bar floozymug.

bar husband

the nice male friend of ladies who is their safety post when they have unwanted attention from men who are trying to chat them up.
i was trying to chat her up till she went back to her bar husband
by muzzdarts August 2, 2012
mugGet the bar husbandmug.

bar schwag

A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.
If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.
by schwerve August 10, 2008
mugGet the bar schwagmug.

bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.
Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.
by chinesedentist December 15, 2010
mugGet the bar furnituremug.

bar code

How to act while in a bar or saloon. A set of rules.
Is it against the bar code to wear my top hat?
by mic17 December 28, 2013
mugGet the bar codemug.

Dalokohs Bar

The Dalokohs Bar is a chocolate bar for the Heavy in the fps game, Team Fortress 2. If you are a Heavy and eat the Dalokohs Bar, (Depending on if you have full health), it adds +50 max health for 30 seconds. Instead of healing you to 300 health, it only heals 100 health. Now another thing is if you combine the +50 max health + the Fists of Steel, you can survive some (not all), but some taunt kills. (Also when dropped it acts as a small health kit)
Dalokohs bar is the weaker version of the superior Sandvich
by SOSOOSOS March 13, 2019
mugGet the Dalokohs Barmug.

Man Bar

Red wagon or portable hand trailer filled with ice and choice of ones favorite beer and or liquor.
I am taking my Man Bar trick or treating tonight so I have a constant supply of Alcohol.
by Cambro69scotty November 2, 2010
mugGet the Man Barmug.

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