Douche-waggle

When douche just isn't enough...

When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"

by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009

raining douches

When a series of people say "douche," hence forth making it sound like it's raining douches.

Guy 1:"Dude you're such a douche!"
Guy 2: "Doucheeee"
Guy 3: "Doucheeee"
Guy 1: "Doucheeee"
Guy 2: "It's raining douches!"

by shacklehoot January 21, 2010

douch pile

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douch pile.

by jonnyBravo May 6, 2008

douche park

Main Entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)

Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)

1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.

See also:

gigantic douche park (or "GDP")

1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.

Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"

Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."

by the virgin marcus July 13, 2010

Resource douche

A legitamate SOB, who drains all of the potential hilarity, romance, deepness, etc. out of a line, or joke by informing everyone around, the phrase that was stated was stolen from such-and-such movie, show, commercial, etc.

an inconsiderate that kills the mood by leaking the reference point of something someone has said

dude 1: Hey! My TOMS finally came in!!
Dude 2: ALGEBRAIC!!!!
Dude 3: You got that from adventure time!
Dude 2: wow, way to be a resource douche.

Chick: Asdgdhdhf!!!! I need more lipstick!!
dude: you're amazing, just the way you are.
Chick: That's a line from a Bruno Mars song!!
dude: thanks for killing the moment, you resource douche.

by Stev McWavy November 3, 2010

Douche Dolphin

A Manly douche who hangs out at the beach, and is a lifeguard.

'Todd is such a douche dolphin! He did my girlfriend!"

by ElusiveKangaroo March 13, 2010

e-douche

one who uses email, social networks, and other electronic marketing mediums to spread their douche-ness and annoying-ness for shameless self-promotion.

Todd is really an e-douche. I got an Farcebook group invite to promote his new venture into stair-step marketing.

by jssnthnlwgnr February 26, 2009