Barb's lips were chapped from playing the rusty trombone so she put some lip jizz on them to make them feel better.
by jadenkade December 29, 2007
rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
by Max Benson February 04, 2008
Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!
by jay dot canTnonE September 06, 2003
Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.
Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.
by IBetThisIsn'tTaken December 26, 2007
by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019
One of many street names for the drug, cocaine, as it has the appearance of powdered cum. Occasionally shortened to "jism" or "jizz", depending on context.
by Brittlebrittlemoon June 11, 2012