Jack Button

The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly button.
While boinking Bertha, I noticed she had an "inny" belly button with a nice reservoir. So, I pulled out and gave her a Jack Button.
by MiltonHighlander August 20, 2006
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jack-ups

Derogative term for trousers worn too short (approx 1-3 inches above the shoe), often with white socks underneath making the jack-up more obvious.
Check that guy's jack-ups
My best trousers had shrunk, resulting in fairly serious jack-ups
by Nicky November 29, 2004
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jack daniels

The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.
Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh*
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!
by Frank bonestorm October 04, 2005
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Jack Move

To steal something from someone without their consent. An action which someone does to another person for their personal belongings.
Walking down the street, I got a JACKMOVE pulled on me. There was a JACKMOVE in da hood.
by Esteban "Stevie" Ayala June 30, 2003
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Combat Jack

To jack off in the middle of a firefight, or any combat situation.
Bob: Oh shit man, I'm scared of these Sammies.
Jim: Let's just combat jack to relieve the anxiety!
by Moskau September 08, 2005
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jack bauer

the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever
"yo what happened on 24 last night"

"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"
by 24 owns TV March 04, 2005
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Jack Bauer

The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.
No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.
by Slade Technics December 20, 2006
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