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The only math problem where both parties get to subtract clothes and add pleasure simultaneously
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about that new restaurant that opened up?"
Person B: "Oh, yeah! I heard their specialty dish is called '69'!"
Person A: "Wait, what? Isn't that just a number?"
Person B: "Well, apparently, it's a delicious combination of spicy chicken and saucy noodles. They really know how to satisfy your cravings!"
Person A: "Wow, that's quite an enticing menu item. I guess they're all about pleasing their customers in more ways than one!"
Person B: "Absolutely! Their slogan is 'Taste the pleasure of perfect harmony!'"
Person A: "Haha, I can't help but wonder if they have any '69' meal deals or discounts. It sounds like a fun way to indulge in some culinary delights!"
Person B: "Who knows? You might just have to go and find out for yourself. Just be prepared for an unforgettable dining experience!"
Person A: "Well, it certainly sounds like a place that knows how to mix pleasure with good food. Count me in!"
Person B: "Bon appétit and enjoy the delicious '69' experience! Just remember to keep an open mind and an empty stomach!"
by Binod, James Binod June 15, 2023
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69

This is a sex position whereover the subject puts her mouth near the genitals of the other subject.

Also used as a meme.
"Did you and subject do 69?"
"Yes, indeed we have."
"Dang..."
by Tavihasnonidea January 24, 2023
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Rocky 69

That really sounds like a Rocky 69!
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69

a number that looks like a sex psoition where the mans penis is in the girls face and the girls vag is in his face

note: i thought this meant aids...i said this in class and a someone said "that would be nice to graph"....
WomenSlayer69
by WordmcWordface October 21, 2021
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The act of two people giving eacother oral sex in a position similar to how the numbers 6 and 9 look when they're beside eachother.
Bf: You free tonight?

Gf: Yeah why?

Bf: Wanna 69?

Gf: I'm on my period.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
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The greatest word, number, sex position, or thought of all time. The numbers are the genitals (6 male and 9 female) and 66 or 99 is gay but it's cool as long as the position is in 69.
I only 69 i would never do a 66, but i love watching 99s.
by babybird69 June 14, 2017
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