like shit off a shovel

Describes an something that is quick/fast

The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel

by Waddyatalkinabeet December 25, 2016

Bitches ain't got shit

Females that I dislike are not in possession of items or qualities that I find useful or important.

-"Hey, those girls is creepin' up on yo man!"

-"Girl please, bitches ain't got shit!"

by ananane November 21, 2010

neck deep in sheep shit

To be in a situation that there is no way out of.
To no longer have any control over your own life.
To be totally surrounded by sheeple. (stupid people)

'I am totally neck deep in sheep shit over this baby thing
I never should banged that silly bitch!"

by jsd9632 January 6, 2012

same shit different toilet

used by eminem in his song so bad. It means something the same but, different.

person 1: hows life
person 2: same shit different toilet

translation: different day but its the same

by chrisbrownslover May 13, 2011

Bat Shit Crazy Bitch

-noun

-pronunciation: bat - shit - crazzee - bitch

1. a female who is just plain crazy. she pesters you even though ya'll have been broken up for months. this particular type of female wont show her true colors until it's to late. she knows she's crazy so she suppresses this side of her until you learn to trust her. she will tend to get mad over the littlest things. they are usually categorized with a succubus, and will drain you of all that once made you a man. she will do many things on impulse, especially like hurting you. If you know are in a relationship with one or know someone that is, GET (them) OUT NOW!

1. "Wow, bob's ex-wife is just a bat shit crazy bitch. She actually tried cutting off his dick when she found out about his lover."

by PrinceAlbert1488 July 31, 2011

Fuck shit damn bitch

cocksucker, pussy asshole cunt. motherfucking dirty whore, shat onto my lunch. Piss cunt damn bitch suck my dick Jesus harold christ, shit bitch cocksucker goddamn motherfucker pussy asshole cunt!

Guy 1: Im gonna sing
Guy 2: wut?
Guy 1: Fuck shit damn bitch
Guy 2: oh... fuck

by Indominus67 March 9, 2020

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.

by Taylorrina January 17, 2009