brand new as fuck

Unexpected Cunt-Like behavior.
A person acting Brand New as Fuck lives by the motto: "fuck bitches, get money" while claiming to be "Living their Best Lyfe" & staying out of trouble (everybody knows theyre full of fucking shit thou and they broke).

" I was feeling all brand new as fuck then the meth wore off & Like... I guess ive been smashing my coworkers babysMom? Shit Happens. Thats what he gets for getting me this IN THE WAY Job at the tattoo shop.... Is it REALLY next Summer though already? NaUh that was only like, 2 Benders - and YO. Whoooose kids are these actually and WHYYYY are they calling me Daddy yall know I aint aboit that Daddy Daycare Life im an ADULT; Duhhh.. Wait wheres my wife I need a Sandwhich and my P.O. is trying to Lock me up for nothing again I need an ACTUAL Real One to Hold Me Down again... #BrandNewAsFuck

by Frog & Toad Do Child Support March 26, 2019

Greta Van Fuck

When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.

Tonight, baby, you will be Jake as I Greta Van fuck you!

by Crandall Kiszka April 20, 2019

Satan Fucking Damn It

An expression when you are extremely annoyed, angered and/or frustrated. Worse than God Fucking Damn It.

SATAN FUCKING DAMN IT!!!! My life has been screwed up.

by CyberNinjaX9 May 19, 2019

fuck, fight, or dance

Doing whatever you got to do to survive.

Some folks have family. Some have money. I had neither. For me it was fuck, fight, or dance.

by Puma city June 8, 2019

Fuck You Fastball

A baseball term that indicates a pitcher blowing a cockshot fastball by a batter, usually for strike three.

Gerrit Cole struck out Cody Bellinger with a fuck you fastball.

by BaseballIQ October 10, 2019

fuck you blue

The exact color on circa 2012 uno cards.

The next for i pick... let's go with a nice, fuck you blue.

by Mily93 October 11, 2017

Fuck my face

What one typically says when they're experiencing extreme frustration, or a response to an inconvenient surprise

"Ah, I just did the wrong homework assignment! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I forgot to eat dinner! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I lost my juul. Fuck my face" - Leo

by brizzyshitdcknson May 4, 2017