Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008

oh shit i'm dead

What you say when you are dead

The name explains itself really

by Oh Shit I'm Dead April 17, 2006

Bald headed hoe shit

Women taking what we want and dismissing what we dont want. You're whatever we say you are. We know the difference between love and lust & we are completely sexually liberated in order to please ourselves and not take from the next. Fierce, independent dope ass soul ...but most of all... We do what we WANT. Cause Boy Fuck You!

I'm on my bald headed hoe shit tonight. Somebody nappy headed son bout tuh catch this work then ima ghost his ass.

by BellaMafia March 30, 2019

Same shit, different assholes

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.

"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."

by petetoth January 5, 2010

shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013

Same Shit Different Day

When your stuck in the cycle of doing the same shit everyday.
Usually a shit cycle.

Person 1: What you been up to
Me: Oh you know the Same Shit Different Day
Person 2: That is peak bro

by Svirgo19 January 14, 2020

i feel like shit

The feeling you have after (whether it's right then or soon after) you find out that you are the cause of someone either feeling sad, mad, or has been screwed over by your actions.

Man, i feel like shit after i found out my girl didn't want me to do what i did.

by Vilma's Mikey May 19, 2008