rare as rocking horse shit

To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable

That's as rare as rocking horse shit.

by teddyc June 23, 2008

are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

by bahka78 October 6, 2021

Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008

Never-Ending Shit Parade

A string of really bad days or experiences.

Jesus, this week has been like a never-ending shit parade!

by genxchick May 16, 2009

oh shit i'm dead

What you say when you are dead

The name explains itself really

by Oh Shit I'm Dead April 17, 2006

Bald headed hoe shit

Women taking what we want and dismissing what we dont want. You're whatever we say you are. We know the difference between love and lust & we are completely sexually liberated in order to please ourselves and not take from the next. Fierce, independent dope ass soul ...but most of all... We do what we WANT. Cause Boy Fuck You!

I'm on my bald headed hoe shit tonight. Somebody nappy headed son bout tuh catch this work then ima ghost his ass.

by BellaMafia March 30, 2019

Same shit, different assholes

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.

"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."

by petetoth January 5, 2010