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dirt wagon 

A nasty, ugly, smelly, bitch that you would never ever EVER! want to fuck...even if you and her were the only people alive on the plant.
"Ouch, that whore is such a dirt wagon!"
dirt wagon by Mike Locke May 28, 2004
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Ego waggon

Any large and new 4 by 4 (SUV) vehicle. Owners tend to buy them because these are the only type of car large enough to carry them and their ego around.
Farquois: Have you seen my new Range Rover?
Dave: That's not a Range Rover, it's an ego waggon.
Ego waggon by Manst July 13, 2007

faggot wagon 

Pseudonym for the Toyota Sienna minvan.
Marlon got busted stalking kindergarteners again in one of those faggot wagons.
faggot wagon by domino3040 July 13, 2010

chicken wagon 

A nigger car. Offensively targeted at the smell of fast food and/or fried chicken often left in a nigger's car.
There they go again to wal-mart in the chicken wagon.
chicken wagon by StreakySquirrel1313 September 30, 2010

Granny Wagon 

These are the electric/mobility scooters that were originally designed to help older and disabled people with mobility issues, although you will now commonly see them being driven by fat/lazy people as well.

They are usually powered by 1-3 batteries (depending on the model), similar to the size you would find in a car. They usually have a top speed of 8mph. Some even have wheelie bars for added safety.

They are meant for use on the pavement although you will occasionally see users driving them in the road and holding up traffic, oblivious to the queue of cars behind them beeping their horns in fury, and shouting.

Owners of granny wagons also tend to be terrible at driving them, especially around supermarkets. You will often see them rammed into innocent pedestrians and dogs at the hands of a novice.

Popular models include:

-Freerider Mayfair 4
-Pride Colt deluxe
-Shoprider sovereign
Doris finds it difficult to walk to the shops to get her weekly shopping, luckily her son bought her a granny wagon for her birthday.
Granny Wagon by Darth Dean January 27, 2012
Similar to the Elbow(Wenis) The Wagina is the skin on the opposite side or back of the knee.
If you keep tickling me in going to pinch your Wagina.
Wagina by K-DizzleHizzle June 2, 2009