political viremia

The development of unusually high COVID-19 infectious rates among politicians; it's almost as if the virus itself can detect the most corrupt and dishonest among us.

and in other news, political viremia continues to impose forced-quarantine on members of Congress, Administrative branch Cabinet members and support staff... let's just hope that the president is spared, because THAT WOULD JUST BE AWFUL. right...

by YAWA March 12, 2020

knock on a virgin

When there is no wood around, you knock on a virgins head for good luck.

Are we gonna win?
Yeah totally
Okay knock on a virgins head or else you'll jinx it

by Knoitall March 13, 2014

Mc Virgins

They are an internet rap group featuring 5 members, a notable one is MC Prophet. They make music centered around internet memes, and anime. Notable songs of theirs are Anime Thighs ft. Wonder, and Trap Anthem ft. Yun Head.
(p.s. Anime Thighs samples Tiny Little Adiantum, Trap Anthem samples Hikaru Nara)

MC Virgins always come out with fire songs.

by qtAsh420 December 17, 2020

Get Out of Virginity Free Card

A person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (If you are a Virgin) shag if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag

Dave: "Hey, Mike, How'd things go with you and Katie go last night? I saw you walking upstairs with her..."
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"

by Mallowman87 March 1, 2008

[alpha virgin]

the leader of his tribe of virgins. the alpha virgin typically has his own place where other virgins can comfortably hangout. he constantly reminds his betas that he "could" get laid, he just chooses not to. this is the only time sex is talked about in the alpha virgins' environment.

beta virgin: whats goin on tnite?
alpha virgin: some guys are gonna come to my place later and play x-box and watch stepbrothers.
beta virgin: aight i might go.
alpha virgin: everyone is coming.
beta virgin: okay im coming too.

by white8ball June 29, 2010

northern virginia

the part of virginia that ignores the rest of virginia because the rest of virginia isnt as rich, and is therefore labled a home for "hicks." Also known as the blue part of a traditionally red state, mostly because of its diverse cultural background. This part of the state of virginia is comprised of many identical developments with cliched names such as "oak hill", "maple ridge", or "pine meadow." Of course , the irony behind the situation is that the oaks, maples, and pines have all been cut down.

guy1: hey im a douchebag
guy2: move to northern virginia.
guy1: im way ahead of you.

by Felicio Vandette October 4, 2005

Mental Virginity

The state of mind prior to having been mind fucked.

Ted: I lost my mental virginity after watching Shutter Island.

Nick: I lost my mental virginity after watching Human Centipede.

Tom: You guys are mind whores.

by Tedschloiter August 18, 2011