Tool

Loser. Dork. One who reads HP and listens to emo music. And spend the weekends alone or with their other tool friend(s).

Ryan reads and has emotions therefor he is a tool.

It's official, I'm a tool.

by Kaytaybay August 27, 2005

tooley

someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.

Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!

by Dick Fitswelle December 21, 2008

Tool

Christofer Drew Ingle, lead singer of Never Shout Never!

/looks at picture of Chris covering his nipples
"God, what a tool."

by OtterKnowsBest May 30, 2009

Toolin'

Super, ultra cool.

Man, that concert was toolin'!

by TOOLINGAL March 25, 2004

tool

person who schedules their social habits such as drinking or smoking up.

Lindsay and Katie are huge tools for scheduling their drinking time yesterday... and are now toolboxes because they also schedule their smoke ride to follow.

by dmbdon29 December 15, 2008

tool

a slang term for a fireman
usually a pistol of some sort

tool on deck
when u see me bruh u kno i'm tooled up

by mrd1 September 29, 2007

toolish

Crazy, trippy images or people or creatures. Usually dark and bizarre, like a Tool video.

"I must be tripping! Everything looks all... Toolish!"

by matt October 23, 2003